June 2013
68 posts
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
- Me all the time: why did I say that
“I think I made you up inside my head.”
—Sylvia Plath (via qbrix)
fan fiction more like man friction
one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
- me: tumblr is so depressing.
- me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
- me: food i can't make
- me: why can't i be that pretty
- me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
- me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
- me: why do i even come on here??
- me: scroll
- me: scroll
- me: ooo reblogging that
